As the State Turns: Real News… But with a Goonies Reference May 27, 2015Oregon Sues Bank of New York, Things Happen Once upon a recent time, the Bank of New York’s...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash: Apples, Lawyers, and Handmaids May 27, 2015The ever-popular Benton County Measure 2-89 went down like the Hindenburg, prompting many citizens to purchase $4-per-pound apples...1 min read
As the State Turns May 20, 2015Oregon Soldiers Boned by Courts An $85 million award to a couple of handfuls of Oregon National Guard...3 mins read
Linn Benton Backwash May 20, 2015Cementing Corvallis as the reigning Slowest Village on Earth, the Whiteside Theatre will be showing The Wizard of...1 min read
As the State Turns May 13, 2015Obama Does Nike… and Trade Deal Alright, so it’s not that historic, but the Cresident in Phief yammered...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash: The ‘I Quit’ Edition May 13, 2015Thanks to a fancy windmill erected at E.E. Wilson Wildlife Area just outside of Corvallis, trout will be...1 min read
As the State Turns May 6, 2015HuffPost Bests Oregonians Helping Nepal with Boxing Gloves Filmmaker Sean O’Conner of Portland and Hood Riverite photographer Peter...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash May 6, 2015Hearing about the Oregon filmmakers that were getting aid to Nepal, Corvallisite and self-professed medicine man Stan Burdich...1 min read
As the State Turns April 29, 2015Oregon to No Longer Cry Wolf? Perhaps! Just last week the Oregon Fish and Wildlife warlords announced it’s...3 mins read
Linn-Benton Backwash April 29, 2015Farmers, armchair scientists, other farmers, unapologetic hypocrites, Wikipedia scholars, college students that look like they get dressed in...1 min read
Linn-Benton Backwash April 22, 2015by Johnny Beaver Seventeen cars were broken into in a Corvallis OSU parking lot within a few days....1 min read
Linn-Benton Backwash April 15, 2015by Johnny Beaver Conrad Morgan, 23, of Corvallis was busted for burglary and theft last week. A women...1 min read
Linn-Benton Backwash April 9, 2015By Johnny Beaver Police Reports, Nimby Stress, and a Sad Glass Campus Crest returns to Corvallis...1 min read
As the State Turns: Stickin’ It to the Man Edition March 19, 2015Stickin’ It to the Man, Literally Uh oh. Confirmed by the U.S. Department of Justice, Oregon’s sweetest, most...3 mins read
Plurality of Post-Grads Defies Intelligence March 12, 2015Corvallis Advocate Associate Editor Johnny Beaver blows Yoo-hoo out of his nose laughing after he views the Gazette-Times...1 min read
As the State Turns March 12, 2015Another Tuition Increase, Hoorah! That’s what absolutely no University of Oregon students are saying. Well, some might be...3 mins read
In Defense of Library Masturbation March 5, 2015Kendra Sunderland, the woman media outlets insist on degrading by calling “Library Girl,” has pleaded not guilty, claiming...1 min read
Disaster Movie Cost Fun, Too Lit Up Maybe, and Other Miscellany March 5, 2015Poltergeist V or Jaws VII or Cover Oregon Just when you thought it was safe to read “As...3 mins read
