From Bad to Verse: The Oxymoronist 

The Oxymoronist 

 

The oxymoronist 

With a frown 

Is very shallow 

Deep down 

 

Unique Perspective 

 

I met an endoscopist 

And now I’m really primed 

Cuz she told me she would 

Look me up sometime 

 

An Astronomer’s Tale 

 

This is a very short  

Tale to tell 

About an astronomer 

People know well 

 

Who, looking upwards 

At the sky 

Fell into 

A well nearby 

 

He splashed about 

And began to shout 

For someone please  

To help him out 

 

At last, a person 

Heard his cry 

And helped this very 

Clumsy guy 

 

And so it was 

He didn’t drown 

Now townsfolk speak 

Of him in town 

 

How looking skyward 

An astronomer found 

The importance of 

Occasionally looking down 

 

Limerick 

 

A gossip columnist longs 

For dirt to sing its sad songs 

She says what she does 

Is OK because 

She’s writing another one’s wrongs 

 

Our Flat Earth 

 

I walked across 

The Earth so flat 

And wondered where 

The edge was at 

 

I crossed a lot 

Of land uncharted 

Then ended right back 

Where I started 

 

Librated 

 

Her obsession with astrology 

Was not so smart 

In fact I think I’d say 

It Taurus apart 

 

In Behind 

 

Two men were running near a car 

Each one of them looked frosted 

The one in front was getting tired 

The one behind, exhausted 

 

Kevin Ahern is an Oregon State University professor Emeritus of Biochemistry and Biophysics. In his retirement, he writes verses. 

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