Pod Cast
My scientific article
On whales has been impeded
The journal called it incomplete
There were cetaceans needed
Long Sentence
My grammar, it seems, is rather poor
I mess up with who, what, and when
My verbs are wrong. My sentences long.
So I goof up noun then
Text Riles
Printouts were not
As they had appeared
On my word processor
Microsoft Weird
Arrhythmia (Two Lie-ner)
When it comes to having rhythm
I’m sad to report that I’m not whythm
Limerick (Untitled)
The garbage bin stated that he
Makes relationships unhappily
He knows at the start
He’ll ache in his heart
Because he gets dumped easily
Redundancy
Regarding a
Redundancy theme
Consider the sinking
Of submarines
Dial Tone Deaf
Apple in Scotland’s
Worried of clones
Cuz people there
Have aye phones
Hobbit Forming
Alexander Graham Bell
Of his praises Tolkien sings
Because it’s safe to say that he
Was the real Lord of the Rings
Kevin Ahern is an Oregon State University professor Emeritus of Biochemistry and Biophysics. In his retirement, he writes verses.
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