May 16: Adults Only! XXX Storytelling Open Mic

Celebrate spring fever with an extra special, sexy edition of Storytelling Open Mic Night, hosted by yours truly, The Corvallis Advocate. This month’s theme is “XXX,” welcoming any and all X-rated stories, so long as they are true and told by persons 21 and older.

Maybe you want to talk about the time you lost your virginity, or when you had that anticlimactic threesome in college. How about the intergalactic sex robot in your closet, or your failed DIY dildo attempts? Are we getting out of hand? Hand jobs! We can talk about hand jobs! Ahem… Whatever sexual or risqué experiences you choose to share, Storytelling Night offers a safe, judgement-free atmosphere to all who attend.  

We have a number of slots open to those wishing to sign-up early. If the slots aren’t filled at the start of the event, start time could be delayed. The event will begin after four or more signatures are collected. 

XXX Storytelling Open Mic happens May 16, at DeMaggio’s Pizza from 10 p.m. to midnight. Sign-up starts at 9:45. 21 and older. Suggested donation of $5. Proceeds benefit independent journalists at Corvallis’ only locally-owned newspaper. 

By Stevie Beisswanger