Crème de la Corvallis: Week of Sept 27

Thursday, September 27

Bob Welch: The Wizard of Foz.

Corvallis-Benton County Public Library, Main Meeting Room, 645 NW Monroe Ave., Corvallis. 6:30 p.m. Free.

If you’re a Corvallisite and you don’t know about Dick Fosbury, you should… well, you should change that. Long story extremely short: he’s the awesome OSU athlete primarily known for inventing the “backward-over-the-bar” high jump style, killing it at the Olympics. There’s a lot more to the guy, and in support of his new book The Wizard of Fox: Dick Fosbury’s One-Man High-Jump Revolution, Bob Welch will be on hand to tell all sorts of awesome stories. For more info visit

Funk Jam

Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW Monroe Ave., or Cloud and Kelly’s, 126 SW First St., Corvallis. 9 p.m. Free.

It’s funk, and it’s a jam. That means it’s a funk jam! The core players bring their drum kit and other such goodness, and then pump out the backline jam while anyone who signs up gets to join in on whatever instrument they’re digging on. Pretty damn fun and a great way to meet other local musicians! Sign up or just listen. For info, visit:

Friday, September 28

An Ideal Husband

Majestic Theatre, 115 SW 2nd St., Corvallis. 7:30 p.m. $10.

Personally, my ideal husband is just someone to do the dishes, but hey! Oscar Wilde is always a good time, and you know you love satire. A politician, a mystery, blackmail, Victorian stuff, hypocrisy, amazing acting, and all for ten bucks. Runs on Sept. 28. Sept. 28, 29, Oct. 5, 6 at 7:30pm; Sept. 30, Oct. 7 at 2:30pm. For ticket info visit, 

Space Neighbors

Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW Monroe Ave., Corvallis. 10 p.m. Free.

They’re Neighbors! They’re in… well, they’re not in space, but that’s a good thing. Because they’re here and they’re awesome. Guess what else? NEW SONGS. For more info visit, 

Alder St. and Billy Goats

Downward Dog Café, 126 SW 1st St, Corvallis. 10 p.m. $5

Alder Street (, as well as Jonathan Warren and the Billy Goats ( are here to music your face off – which is way more pleasant than it sounds. But it does sound good, yes? For more info visit,       

Saturday, September 29

Joe Jangles

Imagine Coffee, 5460 SW Philomath Blvd., Corvallis. 7-9 p.m. Free.

Local folk musician / singer  Joe “Jangles” Martinez at your favorite coffee shop! Head out, grab a cup, and treat both your ears and your taste buds. Check him at out    

Cocktail Hour with the Tarts

Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW Monroe Ave., Corvallis. 9:30 p.m. $8.

Why yes, Tart of the Valley Burlesque will be at Bombs Away Cafe this September 29th. Oh, and lookie here, the gathering will be in celebration of Schatzie Babe A’licious’s birthday. How’d you guess? For updated info, check

Corvallis Pride After Party

Downward Dog Café, 126 SW 1st St, Corvallis. 10 p.m. $5

The official after party of the 2018 Corvallis Pride Festival! Missing this feels more like a shame than an option. DJ Rollipolli will be cranking out the jams, so pop on those dancing shoes, my friends. Bonus: the cover charge will go towards supporting the festival! For more info visit,  

Sunday, September 30

Majestic Readers’ Theatre:
The Odd Couple

Majestic Theatre, 115 SW 2nd St., Corvallis. 7 p.m. $10-$12.

One of Corvallis’ greatest ongoing events, Readers’ Theatre is where it’s at. This time around you’re treated to Unger and Madison Neil Simon’s version of The Odd Couple. Totally hilarious and easily worth the buckaroos. Cure your Sunday blues! And that was an unintentional rhyme. For ticket info visit,  

Tuesday, October 2

Poetry: Chris Anderson

Grass Roots Books & Music, 227 SW 2nd St., Corvallis. 7 p.m. Free.

Corvallis needs more poetry! Come out to Grass Roots and meet OSU professor Chris Anderson, in celebration of his new book, You Never Know. Maybe pick up something new to read while you’re there? For more info visit,     

Thursday, September 4

Suggestions Only Improv

The Downward Dog, 126 SW 1st St., Corvallis. 9 p.m.

Corvallis has a great little improv scene, and this is the hub. Whether you like to play or just sit back and enjoy the show, set your Thursday evening aside. For more info, check out… but you could always just get really excited and then show up two hours early. Word on the street is that they’ve got awesome food and drinks there… 

By Sam Campbell