Linn-Benton Backwash: Apples, Lawyers, and Handmaids May 27, 2015The ever-popular Benton County Measure 2-89 went down like the Hindenburg, prompting many citizens to purchase $4-per-pound apples...1 min read
Linn Benton Backwash May 20, 2015Cementing Corvallis as the reigning Slowest Village on Earth, the Whiteside Theatre will be showing The Wizard of...1 min read
Linn-Benton Backwash: The ‘I Quit’ Edition May 13, 2015Thanks to a fancy windmill erected at E.E. Wilson Wildlife Area just outside of Corvallis, trout will be...1 min read
Linn-Benton Backwash May 6, 2015Hearing about the Oregon filmmakers that were getting aid to Nepal, Corvallisite and self-professed medicine man Stan Burdich...1 min read
Linn-Benton Backwash April 29, 2015Farmers, armchair scientists, other farmers, unapologetic hypocrites, Wikipedia scholars, college students that look like they get dressed in...1 min read
Linn-Benton Backwash April 22, 2015by Johnny Beaver Seventeen cars were broken into in a Corvallis OSU parking lot within a few days....1 min read
Linn-Benton Backwash April 15, 2015by Johnny Beaver Conrad Morgan, 23, of Corvallis was busted for burglary and theft last week. A women...1 min read
Linn-Benton Backwash April 9, 2015By Johnny Beaver Police Reports, Nimby Stress, and a Sad Glass Campus Crest returns to Corvallis...1 min read
Plurality of Post-Grads Defies Intelligence March 12, 2015Corvallis Advocate Associate Editor Johnny Beaver blows Yoo-hoo out of his nose laughing after he views the Gazette-Times...1 min read
It’s Just Dumb… Except the Ninja February 19, 2015It's Just Dumb... Except the Ninja Read More1 min read
As the State Turns & the Linn-Benton Backwash January 29, 2015Background Checks Cometh, Pesticide Rule Push, Busch Swallows Elysian Brewing Read More3 mins read
