Johnny Beaver

As the State Turns

Oregon Soldiers Boned by Courts An $85 million award to a couple of handfuls of Oregon National Guard soldiers was overturned by the Ninth Circuit U.S. Circuit...

Linn Benton Backwash

Cementing Corvallis as the reigning Slowest Village on Earth, the Whiteside Theatre will be showing The Wizard of Oz... once. And that’s the first time it has s...

As the State Turns

Obama Does Nike... and Trade Deal Alright, so it's not that historic, but the Cresident in Phief yammered on for about 45 minutes at the Trans Pacific Partne...

As the State Turns

HuffPost Bests Oregonians Helping Nepal with Boxing Gloves Filmmaker Sean O’Conner of Portland and Hood Riverite photographer Peter Marbach are two swell guys....

Linn-Benton Backwash

Hearing about the Oregon filmmakers that were getting aid to Nepal, Corvallisite and self-professed medicine man Stan Burdich signed up, citing the need to be s...

As the State Turns

Oregon to No Longer Cry Wolf? Perhaps! Just last week the Oregon Fish and Wildlife warlords announced it’s time to reconsider the gray wolf’s position on the s...

Linn-Benton Backwash

Farmers, armchair scientists, other farmers, unapologetic hypocrites, Wikipedia scholars, college students that look like they get dressed in the dark, as well ...

Linn-Benton Backwash

by Johnny Beaver Seventeen cars were broken into in a Corvallis OSU parking lot within a few days. Oregon State Police are currently performing stop and fris...

Linn-Benton Backwash

by Johnny Beaver Conrad Morgan, 23, of Corvallis was busted for burglary and theft last week. A women found him hiding in her bathroom. Eating her brownies a...
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Linn-Benton Backwash

By Johnny Beaver Police Reports, Nimby Stress, and a Sad Glass     Campus Crest returns to Corvallis with a bang—well, not really. But the...

Plurality of Post-Grads Defies Intelligence

Corvallis Advocate Associate Editor Johnny Beaver blows Yoo-hoo out of his nose laughing after he views the Gazette-Times “Which Mid-Valley political figure sho...

As the State Turns

Another Tuition Increase, Hoorah! That’s what absolutely no University of Oregon students are saying. Well, some might be saying it, but they’re the kind of je...

In Defense of Library Masturbation

Kendra Sunderland, the woman media outlets insist on degrading by calling “Library Girl,” has pleaded not guilty, claiming that the video was recorded and relea...