As the State Turns

As the State Turns

Breaking News That’s Not Really New And It’s About Housing According to a new article from Oregon Public Broadcasting, well... here’s the headline: “A 1-Bedroo...

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Salem Water Crisis, Part Deux “BEWARE! Our mistake! THERE’S DANGER. It’s all better now. NEVERMIND!” If Salem were Donald Trump, and you condensed all of th...

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Is it a Nuke? Is it a Plane? No, It’s Just Butt-Exploding Algae  Unless you’ve been living under a rock (or you’ve got better things to do, which... haha), you...

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Bend’s Principal Weakness Starting us off in the classiest way possible, we have North Bend High School’s Principal, Bill Lucero, and Resource Officer Jason ...

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Marylhurst Goes Down the Hoooole In a move surprising to a lot of people—though it shouldn’t have been—Portland area college Marylhurst University announced ...

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First and foremost this week, I’d like to thank the outpouring of support that I’ve received from the community. Unfortunately, I can’t, because all I got was o...

As the State… Backwashes?

Hi, I’m Sam Campbell. You may recognize my byline from articles such as Crème de la Corvallis, and... well, that’s about it. I’m new, whatever. Because Johnny B...

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We Don’t Need No Edumacation Chief Strategic Officer. That has a real ring to it, doesn’t it? You couldn’t, say... get that title without the proper credentia...

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Gun Violence GTFO Last Friday, bazillions of kids took to the streets, including some Oregon streets. I took the Blue line downtown, stuffed in there like a sa...

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Kate Brown, Child Warrior Writing that headline just made me want to quit my job and watch the Beastmaster movies over and over again until I starve to death. ...

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Alas, Poor Boyd's, I Knew Him Well Well, maybe you did. I've never been there, but the Boyd Coffee Co. will be closing out its long run in Portland after 118 y...

Linn-Benton Backwash

I love the smell of a collapsed building in the morning – as long as I'm not like, in it and stuff. Anyway, you probably heard about the floor collapsing over a...

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Craploads of People Do The Thing in Portland Gun control, what a bugger, am I right? First, they try to take your guns away, then they fill the streets with st...

Linn-Benton Backwash

A judge dismissed the eviction complaint against everyone's favorite sticker-buddy, Andrew Oswalt, for its lack of specificity. I suppose it's a good thing that...

Linn-Benton Backwash

Seriously folks, what's with gnarly looking boofs threatening to shoot everyone on the Internet? Speaking of, Christopher Strahan, the former Oregon State Unive...

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Clear Air For Oregonians! #justkiddinglol So, we've got a new big of clean air law stinkin' up the joint, however, a recent analysis by The Oregonian casts som...

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January Neatherlin About to Go On Extended Lunch Break What do you do when you really need a tan, but you've got a bunch of pesky kids in your care? Drug them w...

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Remember Robert LaVoy Finicum? Yes, that guy. The gun-toting, death-wish lunatic from the infamous Malheur Occupation(tm). Some stuff happened, he pressed his l...