Linn-Benton Backwash

Seriously folks, what’s with gnarly looking boofs threatening to shoot everyone on the Internet? Speaking of, Christopher Strahan, the former Oregon State University student that recently tweeted out some shooting threats, will get his day in court on April 11 and 12 of this year. He’s currently hanging out in jail awaiting said trial. Hopefully he’ll use his time to reflect on his life, and also do something about that moustache.

In other fun Corvallis news, a woman was ranting and raving about how she was going to kill people while she beat on a car window. When police snatched her up, they found some meth. I suppose at least she wasn’t like the dude in Albany that was found rubbing his junk out on a boat ramp earlier this month. There was no meth involved to excuse that one.

Over in Brownsville, one Calvin R. Mott pleaded, “yeh, I did it” to first degree sex abuse in relation to an incident last year with a 12-year-old girl. Thanks to the plea deal, Mott got off with a $750 fine, 20 days of work for the county, three years of probation, and a ride on the sex-offender-registration express.

And because this week just sucks, meet Cody Coulter of Lebanon. He was just sentenced to over 12 years for sex crimes committed against a girl over a number of years.

YAY. Have a great spring break.

By Johnny Beaver

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