The best part about being president of the United States these days is that you have the world wrapped around your little twitter-ing fingers, as they tap off in the middle of the night while you’re passing your umpteenth Big Mac.
Provided below are several tweets and a word bank with example presidential lexicon. Simply fill in the missing words with the part of speech indicated. But don’t let these words limit you. Sky’s the limit, especially if you’re flying on the government’s dime.
Our country is [adjective]! Lack of [noun] and [noun] only made worse by [adjective] previous administration. [Exclamation]!
[Adjective] [noun] says I [verb]-ed. Never called to fact check. [Adverb] [adjective]. [Exclamation]!
[Adjective] [Name] FIRED! They were the worst [job title] in the history of [noun]. We stand with you [Name]! Thank you for your service!!!!!
Record year for [adjective] [plural noun] in America. [Exclamation]!
Watch out [Country]! We’re coming for you with [adjective] [adjective] [noun] at [time] on May 32nd, 2018. You’ll never see it coming!
The Russia thing
Out of control
By John M. Burt